• 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

malcolmxinthemiddle:

im still crying at if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. 

(Source: cuntakinte, via youre-gonna-fly)

simpilcity:

That terrible moment when you have to stare at yourself in the mirror while getting a haircut….

(via herlastword)

the-irish-mayhem:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

chekov-in-a-dress:

I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.

I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.

imagine all the male tears

(via smarterthanyour-average-bear)